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Husband forgets anniversary (by Lonlysoul)

 Lonlysoul 
8-Mar-12 5:31 pm
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was getting really P***ed.
She told him
" Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes 0 to 200 in 6 sec. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!

The next morning he got up early and left to go to work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a Box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, The wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box into the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale

bobs been missing sence friday.

 

 



Last edited by Lonlysoul; 8-Mar-12 7:11 pm.
 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
9-Mar-12 2:42 am
Thats funny and cute

 

 

 
 
 Bones1976 
9-Mar-12 5:28 am
No wonder he is missing. :)

 

 

 
 
 lonelyleslie 
10-Mar-12 3:29 am
Thats cute!

 

 

 
 
 BaB3YDoLL 
13-Apr-13 7:42 pm
:-) Most men r smart ass?!

 

 

 
 
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