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Husband forgets anniversary (by Lonlysoul)
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was getting really P***ed.
She told him
" Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes 0 to 200 in 6 sec. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!
The next morning he got up early and left to go to work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a Box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, The wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box into the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale
bobs been missing sence friday.
She told him
" Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes 0 to 200 in 6 sec. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!
The next morning he got up early and left to go to work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a Box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, The wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box into the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale
bobs been missing sence friday.
Last edited by Lonlysoul; 8-Mar-12 7:11 pm.
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