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Check this out guys! (by Fredrich09)

 Fredrich09 
20-Sep-12 12:27 pm
A man runs to the police station and says:
Man:please arrest me
Police:why?whats wrong?
Man:i emptied 5 rounds of shotgun on my wife.
Police:u killed ur wife?u *******!
Man:NO,I missed every bullet thats why you have to to lock me up so she cant get to me

 

 

 
 
 patriots25 (13)   (41 / F-M / Indiana)
20-Sep-12 12:29 pm
LMAO! I wouldn't have missed though ;-)

 

 

 
 
 countrymudder19 
20-Sep-12 1:06 pm
lol how could someone miss that many times lol

 

 

 
 
 Fredrich09 
20-Sep-12 1:57 pm
Just trying to create a joke pal

 

 

 
 
 Rainbowbutterfly 
20-Sep-12 2:45 pm

 

 

 
 
 hunter13 
20-Sep-12 2:48 pm
@Fredrich09: I just burst out laughing

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)     (54 / F-M / California)
20-Sep-12 2:54 pm
Lol

 

 

 
 
 Fredrich09 
20-Sep-12 3:01 pm
Ha!

 

 

 
 
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