I've gotten some stinkers... I remember one year I got a slue of candles for some reason. o_o; The kick was that I never use candles out of the fear of knocking 'em over and setting stuff on fire... lol My room is full of books xD I'll die in there...
And then my brother got me a creepy yellow worm plushie last year. I remember taking it out of the bag and just staring at him blankly, to which he replied it was a book worm. =___="
He was the same brother who gave me sea monkeys one year... he's a weirdo lol

I never get when people buy like shampoo or deodorant kits for a birthday, if he really stinks that bad just tell the poor guy

@MrAzizo: People do that?! lol that's kinda mean..I like getting Bath & Body works stuff though. but I guess it's different for a girl. c:

A string of cow lights

@Aldo420: o_o That's the best gift ever <3

@ThatNerdyChick:

Yeah they do it down here all the time.. lol yeah I'd guess it indeed would be different the other way around, I think the worst gift I ever got was this red shiny balloon I got at the age of 7, I remember taking it everywhere tho.. I think I even gave "him" a name

my grandmother always gives one pair of socks to everyone for christmas lol

I can't beat that.. I'm out lol

@MrAzizo: Haha!! That's not a bad gift then c: If you enjoyed "him." I used to love balloons when I was a kid. Now they are kind of eh. It's just one of those things I guess.

John Wayne toilet paper-rough and tough and didn't take s**t off nobody!