WYR Serve a 2 year jail sentence or eat 5000 peeps

The judge gives you two options. You can either serve a 2 year sentence in federal prison, or you can serve in federal prison with a duration of however long it takes you to eat 5000 peeps.
A few rules: -There is a team of 3 guys in lab coats with clipboards that must watch you eat the peeps for them to count. -Assume you are given pills each morning to give you nutrients and negate the effects of eating that much sugar. -If you throw up, the last 3 hours worth of consumed peeps is void (your cell is monitored so they know if you throw up).
Here are peeps for reference: https://imgur.com/EI9KG7F.jpg


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If they give me my diabetes meds I'll take the peeps