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Pick up lines (by fordman12)
(44 / M-F / Missouri)What are the craziest, weirdest or just down right funniest pick up lines you know?
"can i have ur phone number cuz i lost mine"....my 11yr old used this one on a lifeguard at the pool
Whats up girl,u ready to ride or die with me,,she says no i gotta get my hair done;lol
Hey is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants! LMAO
Another one i get A LOT is hi how are u i say fine and they reply yes you are uggghh lol
There must b something wrong with my eyes....i cant take them off u ! And this one a guy inboxed me and first i didnt think it was funny now i sure do just thinking bout it makes me giggle ....If u were a booger i 'd pick u first! Lmao 
Baby i slow down and take a rest next to me, coz you have been runing thru my mind all day long.. Lol
Walk up to a girl take some ice out pv her drink , drop it on the floor and stand on it , then say . Hi now that we have broken the ice my name is ..............!!!!!!
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