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Reality check (by Brighteyes1211)

 Brighteyes1211 
19-Mar-12 3:15 pm
On the nite of their wedding a man takes off his pants & tells his wife to put them on. She looks at him with confusion & says "honey, there to big, i cant wear these pants" he said thats rite, i wear the pants in this family & dont u ever forget it. The wife says ok dear. Later the wife takes off her panties, says sweetheart put these on, he says "what, i cant get into ur panties" she said thats rite & if u dont change that attitude u never will.....

 

 

 
 
 manaeater 
20-Mar-12 5:41 am
Omg lmfao sooooo true! I havent laughed that hard in a long time

 

 

 
 
 Brighteyes1211 
20-Mar-12 2:11 pm
@manaeater Thanks!!! Glad u liked ;)

 

 

 
 
 Browncharlie1377 (0)   (42 / M-F / Georgia)
20-Mar-12 3:09 pm
Too funny

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
29-Mar-12 5:58 am
That a great joke

 

 

 
 
 snowboardingchic19 (0)   (32 / F-M / Montana)
11-Apr-12 12:07 pm
Haha love it. Us women dont relieze how much control we have over men.

 

 

 
 
 foxmona 
19-Apr-12 8:13 pm
Hahaha!you go girl

 

 

 
 
 theblackrosejester (1)   (32 / F-M / Texas)
20-Apr-12 3:01 pm
XD lmfao amazing

 

 

 
 
 Triona (0)   (35 / F-M / California)
23-Apr-12 5:38 am
Very very funny

 

 

 
 
 realman2186 (1)    (39 / M-F / Ohio)
23-Apr-12 6:08 am
Funny joke lmfao

 

 

 
 
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