....in this article:

""Mark Cropp just wants to to get a job and support his family, but something unique is holding him back.

A giant tattoo saying “DEVAST8” covers half of his face, and, perhaps not surprisingly, it’s off-putting for potential employers.

The teenager, born in Oamaru in the southern part of the country, told the New Zealand Herald he had it inked a few months ago, while drunk on homebrew in a jail cell in Christchurch, New Zealand.
He was locked up in 2015, at 17, for aggravated robbery, after he and a friend pulled a knife on a tourist in Nelson, New Zealand.

Cropp pleaded guilty to a range of charges, including aggravated robbery, escaping custody and assault with a weapon.

He told the Herald he committed the crime to get enough money to help house himself and his pregnant girlfriend after they were kicked out of his parents’ home.

“My partner Taneia was just a month due to drop my baby, and we had nowhere to go so I committed the crime — and I never got to see [the baby] again.”"
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I have my list....starting with the obvious, the face tattoo....and it saying "Devast8".
There are others....let's see if we can find them!


P s.- He may as well fill the tat in and go full fake beard lol

good Lord

Only thing trashier than a drunk tattoo is a drunk on jailhouse hooch tattoo

I'll cut him a small break though....everyone does stupid ****....and does stupid shlt when drunk. But.... admittedly, Ive been drunk MANY a time in my life....and not ONCE has 'face tattoo entered the picture lol

@MrWalkSoftly: pretty sure that's a whole other level of f.ucking up lmao

Well one's thing is for sure, it grabs your attention.

Bless his heart

My son just started working at a prison (against my wishes) but he said there's a guy in there with all the zodiac signs tattooed on his face and his on the bridge of his nose.