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Laptop For Sale (by tractorjohn)

 tractorjohn 
27-Jul-12 10:23 am
I have a brand new laptop for sale, used only one time by Chief Crazyhorse at the Battle of the Little Big Horn. It could be your's for only 10 easy payments of $14.99 but hurry I only have 5,000 left in stock. And if you believe that, then I could sell the London Bridge too.

 

 

 
 
 Landencalifornia 
27-Jul-12 10:42 am
I say burn that new laptop,feller,,cindereller is in the cellar..nothing i could tell her ,shes a hard core cellar dweller

 

 

 
 
 Rainbowbutterfly 
27-Jul-12 11:15 am


John , I'll buy them all for cash lmao !

Nah... London bridge is falling down, falling down :D

 

 

 
 
 tractorjohn 
27-Jul-12 11:35 am
@Rainbowbutterfly: I know that the London Bridge is falling down, why else would I be trying to sell it?

 

 

 
 
 Rainbowbutterfly 
27-Jul-12 12:40 pm
@tractorjohn: How can I visit the Queen then?!

 

 

 
 
 tractorjohn 
27-Jul-12 1:36 pm
@Rainbowbutterfly: You couldn't vist the Queen by using the London Bridge if you wanted to because it's been located in Arizona for many years now.

 

 

 
 
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