Thread: Nuns - Dating.mobi

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manaeater
17-Mar-12 5:04 am

4 nuns die and are at the gates of hevean. (sorry spelling). Saint peter ask the first "have u ever had dealings with a mans penis?" she says "well i saw one once" saint peter tells her to go to the holy water wash out her eyes and then she may enter the pearly gates. He ask the 2nd nun the same ?. She said "well i did touch one once." saint peter instructs here to wash her hands in the holy water and enter the gates. All the sudden the forth nun bolts out of line runs to the holy water and starts gargeling. Saint peter says "hey now what do you think your doing"? The nun replies " i thought i better wash my mouth out before she comes over and puts her a$$ in it"!

Ram318
17-Mar-12 5:16 am

Lmao!!!

kakar00
17-Mar-12 9:31 am

Good,... Lmao

cutesexybbw
17-Mar-12 4:22 pm

Tooo funnny lol

Brighteyes1211
17-Mar-12 4:43 pm

Hahaha i like that!!

Lifeoftheparty (1)

(36 / M-MF / Illinois)
17-Mar-12 7:45 pm

Thats a good one :)

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