I finally got it though!! Lol

Its in the running....def top 10.

maybe top 5 but idk about top 10

Don't think that because I'm a nice guy, I'm just going to let you walk all over my users and my site. You're still a teenager, so I'll chalk this up to teenage angst, because the level of hypocrisy in your post is laughable. You speak with many words, but say very little.

For someone that likes to "make people laugh", frankly, you need to work on your material. Calling things "gay" as an insult stopped being "funny" and "cool" in the early 90's, but I guess you weren't born then, so I'll chalk that one up to simple ignorance.

Considering you're a young cook, please go bake yourself some humble pie while you stare at your reflection in your parent's kitchen window regretting ever having hit that "Post Reply" button. When you are ready to add something a little bit more stimulating to the conversation, we're all ears. Until then, please don't forget to dry yourself after your mother is done washing your mouth with soap.

I'm just wondering what you guys think. It's kind if an awkward subject. I've never had so much as a date with a girl much less sex. But in the past I have sexually abused animals. So when people ask if I'm still a virgin, what am I supposed to say??? Any suggestions?

@WalkSoftly: lookie here old man... I'll fight ya! lol

Ha! Hold the fort down....Im out fishin for the next several days.