Thread: What is your favorite one to two line joke?

What is your favorite one to two line joke? (by Sparky)

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Sparky (0)

(29 / M-F / Massachusetts)
13-Apr-15 7:30 am

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Source.

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WalkSoftly
13-Apr-15 1:49 pm

Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"

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Joshwatter
13-Apr-15 1:52 pm

Q. Why do birds fly to florida in the summer?
A. cuz it wud take em to long to walk.. lol

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rulost2 (35)

(54 / M-F / Mississippi)
13-Apr-15 2:00 pm

Why did the sperm cross the road ? Because i have'nt masturbated in over 3 months

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WalkSoftly
13-Apr-15 2:03 pm

Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my d!ck?
Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pus.sy?
Never mind, you won't get it."

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rulost2 (35)

(54 / M-F / Mississippi)
13-Apr-15 2:17 pm

I once suggested to a girl that she should try masturbating with fruit.

She went fu*cking bananas

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Lionface (9)

(63 / M-F / Louisiana)
13-Apr-15 3:49 pm

Wanna hear a dirty joke ? A white horse fell in the mud..

I didn't get it either, but its so stupid it's funny..

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shellyme (8)

(49 / F-M / Ohio)
13-Apr-15 11:41 pm

Lol...

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WalkSoftly
14-Apr-15 12:41 am

A dyslexic man walked into a rab......

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Hawkeye58 (35)

(65 / M-F / Arizona)
14-Apr-15 1:14 am

A horse walks into a bar, The Bartender says "why such the long face?"

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