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People who have **** themselves in your adult life, what is your story? (by Sparky)

 Sparky (0)  (30 / M-F / Massachusetts)
27-Dec-14 4:40 am
People who have **** themselves in your adult life, what is your story?

Source.

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
27-Dec-14 5:00 am
Sparky ol boy, I can honestly say, that in my adult life, I have yet to sh.it myself......but theres still time....

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
27-Dec-14 5:28 am
But the rest of you, dont let my sure fire bowel control stop you from sharing your story of crapping your pants...feel free to share
As a matter of fact, lets look at one of the source link posts, shall we?

"" This is my wife's story. She regrets ever telling
me. Likely, more so, now.
She was working at a job 20 minutes from
home. Pressure had been building all day, but
she had a thing about shi.tting anywhere but
home, so she decided to hold off until she got
home.
By the time her work day was wrapping up,
things had reached nuclear proportions: cold
sweats, cramps, chills, merely walking was
now so precarious an activity as to require
strategy and planning. She wasted no time
clocking out at quitting time.
She made it awkwardly and carefully to her
car, got on the interstate, exceeded the speed
limit, and began pleading to all gods and
minor deities she could think of to make it
home clean... to no avail.
Of course, the pressure became too
overwhelming. In retrospect, she compared it
to labor pains. Physically and emotionally, she
needed relief.
She says she remembered consciously making
the awful decision to sh.it her own pants. She
said to herself, aloud and alone in the car,
"I'm going to sh.it my pants".
Then, she sh.it her pants.
And she cried the rest of the way home.""

 

 



Last edited by WalkSoftly; 27-Dec-14 5:30 am.
 
 
 SammyToo 
27-Dec-14 11:21 pm
Aw come on Rich, you never farted and shat? I did once, had stomach virus...was in the tub..lol, needless to say I had to shower, then bleach tub, all the while trying not to vomit:( Ugh! :(

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
27-Dec-14 11:24 pm
:a: Aw come on Rich, you never farted and shat? I did once, had stomach virus...was in the tub..lol, needless to say I had to shower, then bleach tub, all the while trying not to vomit:( Ugh! :(
Nope, not once....and this is a sh.itty thread

 

 

 
 
 SammyToo 
28-Dec-14 2:38 am
@WalkSoftly: I don't believe that sh.it....buncha crap if ya ask me...; )lol

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
28-Dec-14 2:46 am
@WalkSoftly: I don't believe that sh.it....buncha crap if ya ask me...; )lol
Oh poo poo! Ha!

 

 

 
 
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