What are the best jokes to tell in a quiet elevator?

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Knock, knock? Who's there? Guess. Guess who? Guess who pooted? :)

I dnt have a joke but elevator is my freind..Lol..

....so my mom tells me my dad is Hannibal Lector! Wanna come over to my place for Halloween?!

This gets a laugh out of at least one person every time I do it. I walk into a full elevator and say, "This meeting's now in session. You all know why I called you here."

@BigPapaRedneck: Hhaaa.. I love it!

@Zilya777: Thank you. I try.

Ive always wanted to do this but we dont have very many buildings with elevators where I live....

Wait on a hot chick to come in and ask..."Going down?"

Or maybe it wld be more uncomfortable to ask it to some random guy...Idk

@BigPapaRedneck: It's funny & a ice breaker to put people at ease.



I hope no psychotics are reading..
Could be a horror / slasher movie line

@WalkSoftly: Most people won't even make eye contact in a elevator.( & there are groopers, especially subways & elevated trains) The bigger the city, the less interaction. No one cares or can afford to. Imo