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How many unarmed humans would it take to kill a hippopotamus? (by Sparky)

 Sparky (0)  (30 / M-F / Massachusetts)
10-Sep-14 3:30 am
How many unarmed humans would it take to kill a hippopotamus?

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 RedDirtRedneck 
10-Sep-14 4:07 am
Just one. If he's Chuck Norris

 

 

 
 
 SweetNothings 
10-Sep-14 5:06 am
Just me. One karate chop.

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
10-Sep-14 7:17 am
Just one- of my ex in laws..:-)

 

 

 
 
 ramrod007 (9)    (61 / M-F / New South Wales)
10-Sep-14 7:40 am
The answer is




























a pineapple

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
10-Sep-14 7:49 am
@ramrod007: A pineapple? Is it poison to them? Or I'm just not awake at 3:30 am :-)

 

 

 
 
 SammyToo 
11-Sep-14 1:15 am
LMAO! Who wants to kill a hippopotamus? I guess if you really wanted to do it unarmed, you could poke his eyes out first...UGH!

 

 

 
 
 xlacey75x 
11-Sep-14 1:44 am
They are mean animals, i would fight an alligator before i would a hippo

 

 

 
 
 TheCelt (4)   (44 / M-F / Ireland)
11-Sep-14 9:31 am
Just one with a good plan like luring the hippo off the edge of a cliff or into a big hole in the ground or into really deep quicksand , or i could just throw my smelly socks at him , they would knock him out in no time :p

 

 

 
 
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