What does a horse say after he has fallen down? Help, I can't Giddyup

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me

Why did the chicken cross th road?
cuz u didnt ****in kill it!!

This guy goes to a
psychiatrist. The doctor
shows him an inkblot and
asks him what it looks like.
"A naked woman." He shows
him another inkblot and asks
him the same question.
"A naked woman on a bed."
"You're a sick pervert!" the
psychiatrist exclaims.
" I'm not the pervert. You
keep showing me all these
filthy pictures!"

@WalkSoftly: lmfao

If a turtle loses his shell, does that make him naked & homeless?

I went on a 30 day diet, so far I've lost about 7 days

I'm selling my broken banjo, no strings attatched

Where do monkeys go to get a drink? At the monkey bars of course.

If I can't be number One in your life, then number Two on you