Parents that are aware of their children masturbating, what weird routines do they do to try and hide the fact that they are doing it?

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Look out Sparky, thats controversial!

I think its a very pervy question for real...Sparky-ya tryin to draw out the pedophiles?

Actually its not in the context its being asked. There have been numerous talk shows abt the subject.

This is sick ..

I'm not sure but i remember myself locking my bedroom door and pull out some kind of porn. Ok it was the Sears lingerie section of the catalog.

But the personal info revealed on here would be more likely used by pervs-not divulging that private info about my beautiful kids lol jus sayin:)

If parents r aware that they r doin it just tell them to make sure they close and lock their f.uckin door first

"" The concept of childhood masturbation
was recognized as early as 1909 by
Still. 1 Masturbation involves stimulation
of the genitals and typically begins at ∼2
months of age, although in utero
masturbatory behavior has been reported
also. 2 , 3 Incidence of this behavior
typically peaks at 4 years of age and again
in adolescence, occurring in 90% to 94% of
males and 50% to 60% of females at some
point in their lives. 2 Although a normal
behavior in childhood, it often is
unrecognized by families and caregivers,
especially because genital manipulation
frequently is absent. 2 , 4 , 5 In addition,
in young children, unusual postures and
movements can occur during masturbation
and may lead the primary care provider to
infer that seizures, abdominal pain, colic,
or other neurologic or medical problems
are present. 6 – 9 The literature is sparse
in delineating common characteristics of
masturbatory behavior, with isolated case
reports describing the events, examination,
and history. In almost all cases, extensive
work-up has been performed, including
magnetic resonance imaging (MRI),
electroencephalography (EEG), intravenous
pyelography, small bowel biopsy, and
gastrointestinal barium swallow. 8 – 14
In some cases, treatment with antiepileptic
agents was initiated before establishing a
diagnosis of masturbatory
behavior. 8 , 13 , 14 However, recognition
of masturbatory behavior as an entity can
eliminate the need for unnecessary tests.
We report the clinical characteristics of
masturbatory behavior in 12 patients who
were referred for paroxysmal dystonic
events. The purpose of this case series is
to delineate the typical features of
masturbatory behavior so that physicians
can better recognize this disorder, prevent
costly and invasive evaluations, and
provide appropriate guidance to parents.""
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Thats a medical link for all of you "this is sick" morons.

I don't even think my kids know about masterbating. They're still too young