Reddit, how did you get sent to the principal's office?

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Never for anything bad...either I had won a contest, was doing the announcements, or was interviewing them for yearbook :)

Goodie two-shoes lol!

Several different ways but the most memorable was this.....

In the 10th grade: My mom got on this kick of making rum cakes using Bacardi 151 rum. Both her and my dad left for work abt 6 in the morning so I got myself to the school bus. Well I got the bright idea to make a rum and coke before class. Went fine the first day, not so much for the second....one drink turned to two, then three. I have a hazy memory of laughing and going wild on the bus then.....I wake up in my bed abt 1 in the afternoon. Evidently, I went into stumbling mode as the bus got to school. A buddy with a truck was found who took me home......but not after I puked in said truck though.
Come to think of it, I never ACTUALLY made it to the principals office. 3 day suspension though, !and had to meet with an alcohol counselor (lotta good that did lol). Made me somewhat of a school legend though, so theres that lol

Grade 7. Ran across tops of desks to deliver a flying tackle to the jerk that threw a jumbo eraser at my head. Lol Got the leather strap for that one.
Grade 8. Throwing apples at teacher. Police were waiting at the office. WASN'T MY FAULT!! lmao

That was everyday i was in school... Fighting, cursing, drinking vodka in my water bottle, giving other kids vodka, running away from primary school, breaking the dress code, ooo the list is endless.

@OmgItsJessi: Did you go to a Catholic School? And have one of those plaid skirts? Preferably short just kiddin lol

lol didnt go to a catholic school but i did wear a lot of short skirts..... Gave a boy a bj infront of the cameras before trying to get in trouble but the never said anything

In six grade I was not allowed to go on field trip so I get on the Bus anyway as a joke to see if they noticed or not well fifty miles down the road they noticed and I had to wait at this gas station for the principle to come get me with some very ****** off parents who decided they wanted to tag along on the trip too the principle suspended me for three days but laughed his ass off bout the whole deal

I practically lived in the principles office during 5th and 6th classes of primary school {im not sure what the American equivalent of that is] cuz i was banned from going out in the yard during break times and had to stand outside the principles office while all the other kids were out playing cuz they said i was too much of a bully , which i wasnt :( , :p