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Lmao I soooo want one! (by WalkSoftly)
""" Normally when you see a vaguely vaginal
pattern on burnt toast, it says more about
whatever issues you’re repressing than how
your toast was made. But Burnt Impressions, a
novelty toaster company (people have too
much time on their hands) from Vermont, has
forever changed the Rorschach Test that can
be breakfast with their Vagina Toaster.
I know what you’re thinking: another
impossible beauty standard for women to
uphold! But rather than being an insane
grooming fad, the Vagina Toaster is a toaster
which imprints a design on your bread — a
design that vaguely looks like the miracle
gateway from whence springs all life. It’s
available on Amazon for around $35, a
reasonable price to pay to start every morning
with a warm vagina."""
Link.
pattern on burnt toast, it says more about
whatever issues you’re repressing than how
your toast was made. But Burnt Impressions, a
novelty toaster company (people have too
much time on their hands) from Vermont, has
forever changed the Rorschach Test that can
be breakfast with their Vagina Toaster.
I know what you’re thinking: another
impossible beauty standard for women to
uphold! But rather than being an insane
grooming fad, the Vagina Toaster is a toaster
which imprints a design on your bread — a
design that vaguely looks like the miracle
gateway from whence springs all life. It’s
available on Amazon for around $35, a
reasonable price to pay to start every morning
with a warm vagina."""
Link.
@WalkSoftly: wow I thought I ve seen every thing hmmmm I think I got fifty bucks to spare lol
(50 / F-M / Ohio)If your vagina looks like that then it vaguely needs help!! I'm sorry but I don't think it looks anything of the such!! Lol
Last edited by shellyme; 22-Jan-14 11:56 pm.
That one has a yeast infection I think....get it? Yeast infection....bread? Oh I crack myself up sometimes lol
Last edited by WalkSoftly; 23-Jan-14 12:05 am.
Mabe next it will be waffles then they will make a blue waffle
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