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One of my fantasies (by Shicchic2)

 Shicchic2 (35)   (29 / F-MF / Iran)
12-Jan-14 4:22 pm
One of my fantasies is to tell my doctor with a tired and serious sound: "doctor, don't elude me."
Then I get up and look at the window: "Just tell me how long I will be alive"
Then doctor says: "f*ck off, you aren't going to die with a simple cold" :-/

 

 

 
 
 Lurker 
12-Jan-14 9:23 pm
Waking up after my last surgery, the surgeon asked me if I knew who I was & I calmly replied I'm Batman

 

 

 
 
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