One day, a wife came home early and
found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young
woman. Naturally, she was very upset.
“You are a disrespectful pig!” she
cried. “How dare you do this to me! I’m a faithful wife, the mother of your
children! I’m leaving you. I want a
divorce right away!” The husband replied, “Hang on just a
minute love, so at least I can tell you
what happened.” “Go ahead,” she sobbed, “but they’ll
be the last words you’ll say to me!” So the husband began, “Well, I was
getting into the car to drive home, and
this young lady here asked me for a
lift. She looked so down and out and
defenseless that I took pity on her and
let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not
well dressed and very dirty. She told
me that she hadn’t eaten for three
days. So, in my compassion, I brought
her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night. The ones you wouldn’t eat because
you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in
moments! Since she needed a good clean-up, I
suggested a shower, and while she
was doing that, I noticed her clothes
were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed
clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but
don’t wear because you say they are
too tight. I also gave her the underwear that
was your anniversary present, which
you don’t wear because I don’t have
good taste. I found the sexy blouse
my sister gave you for Christmas that
you don’t wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought
at the expensive boutique and don’t
wear because someone at work has a
pair the same.” The husband took a quick breath and
continued, “She was so grateful for my
understanding and help that as I
walked her to the door, she turned to
me with tears in her eyes and said…” “Do you have anything else that your
wife doesn’t use?”

Lol!

That's perty good lol

I liked that lol

Lmao iv got one ....A married couple is lying in bed one night.

The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?

His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.

The husband says, No, not at all.

His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?

I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.