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2 things (by Martian)

 Martian 
23-Aug-13 5:20 am
What are 2 things a woman should never do in bed?

 

 

 
 
 Martian 
23-Aug-13 5:20 am
Point & laugh

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
23-Aug-13 5:23 am
@Martian: * Snicker * :)

 

 

 
 
 im1made4u (22)    (55 / F-M / California)
23-Aug-13 5:25 am
I was going say fart & point! lol! but your right that was something should have done also! lol!

 

 

 
 
 Martian 
23-Aug-13 11:15 am
I was going say fart & point! lol!
That would be bad too

 

 

 
 
 Martian 
23-Aug-13 9:06 pm
Two things Viagra uses: Miracle Gro & Fix-A-Flat

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
23-Aug-13 10:08 pm
@Martian: Im texing.. That one out.. Lol

 

 

 
 
 tfr34 (1)    (46 / M-F / Michigan)
23-Aug-13 10:15 pm

 

 

 
 
 im1made4u (22)    (55 / F-M / California)
24-Aug-13 8:26 am
@Martian: Yours was better tho. lol!

 

 

 
 
 Martian 
24-Aug-13 8:49 am
@im1made4u:1 day a 18 year old girl wanted a big long one but didn't know how to tell how big a guy really was. So she asked a friend who told her it's easy look at the size of his shoes. The next nite the girl sees a 7ft man with size 22 shoes so she invites him to her room but when he got undressed he has only a 2 incher she tells him "you should buy some shoes that fit".

 

 

 
 
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