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The Social Security Office (by Joshua198924)

 Joshua198924 
22-Aug-13 7:13 am
One day a man came into the Social Security office to file his application to start recieving his retirement benefits. The woman behind the desk asks for his drivers license to verify his age. The man checks his pockets and says, "Sorry I seemed to have left my wallet at home." The woman says, "unbutton your shirt." So the man unbuttons his shirt and reveals the curly silver hair. The woman says "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" as she processed his application. The man then went home and excitedly told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office and his wife said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

 

 

 
 
 duelmasterelite 
22-Aug-13 7:15 am

 

 

 
 
 TheCelt (4)   (44 / M-F / Ireland)
22-Aug-13 7:21 am
Lmfao . thats a good one

 

 

 
 
 Obstreperous 
22-Aug-13 7:23 am
Cute one, sounds like something I'd say.

 

 

 
 
 im1made4u (22)    (55 / F-M / California)
22-Aug-13 7:29 am
Very funny one! lmao!

 

 

 
 
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