Your car has just had a flat tire near a bridge its daylight, while changing the tire you hear something behind you. As you turn around its a troll. Do you try to catch him? Do you talk to him? What would you do?

Ask him to hold the car up while I change the tire!

@OneWitWonder: good ideal. Never thought of that i was gonna see if i could catch him and take him to walmart and cause a scene

I hate those lil car jacks..wld love to stumble on a troll instead!

I would run like hell screaming like a lil biotch cause trolls are evil!!

@OneWitWonder: yep scissor jacks aint no good, i always carry a good floor jack lugwrench a smith&wesson 9mm and a net to catch trolls!

I carry a floor jack and .45 and rock salt and a military shovel...but in my experience u gotta have a golden lasso to catch the trolls....they shred nets...

@OneWitWonder: well never got to try the net, and couldnt afford a golden lasso anyways so im s.o.l. :(

You can sing to em and they'll follow you if you have a mellow voice

@OneWitWonder: amarillo by mornin just up from sanantone...... Ill have him cryin drinkin and watchin dr phil in no time!