There was a man trying to cross a busy intersection on his way to see the doctor,he was having problems peeing and thought he should have things checked out. As he was crossing the street he tripped on the curb,where his gkasses came off as pedestarians stepped on his glasses. Rendering them almost useless. In a hurry he put them back on and ran into a shoe store by mistake. Squinting he walked up to the counter,and the saleslady asked what size . The man thought it was odd question and answered " well I think its about this long" inmagining size with his hands. Frowning the saleslady said " Flop it up here and will take a look at it." The man shrugged his shoulders undid his pants and laid it on the counter as he was told. The saleslady shrieked" oh my that's not a foot!!" The man replied " So you're going to quibble over a few inches"!"

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