A redneck was getting in his truck and
a trooper pulled up and asked
him, if he had a hunting license for this
state. The redneck showed
him the license, and the trooper was
satisfied. But, the trooper saw another duck, and he sniffed its butt
and said "This is a Kansas duck,
do you have a Kansas hunting
license?".
The redneck pulled out his Kansas
license, and the trooper was happy. Then he saw a third duck, and sniffed
its butt, and said "This is an
Arkansas duck. Do you have an
Arkansas hunting license?"
Sure enough the redneck pulled out
his Arkansas license, and the trooper, said ok. Then he saw a fourth
duck, and sniffed its butt and
said "This is a Kentucky duck. Do you
have a Kentucky Hunting
license?" and the redneck pulled out
his Kentucky Hunting License. The trooper couldn't believe the
redneck had shot this many ducks
from
all these different states and said,
"Boy, where are you from,
exactly?" The redneck pulled down his pants and said "Why don't you
just sniff my butt and see!"

Lol