country ass redneck line you ever heard ? my friend went an got some weed one night he comes in slams the door breathing heavy an says "the cops is spread out like hashbrowns at the waffle house" i bout died laughing lol

@user69: lmao. That is funny

"Hold my beer, hey ya'll, watch this.

that looks so good got my tongue slappin my eyeballs out

youre more nervous then a longtailed cat in a room full of rockin chairs

Heard this from a friend I use to work with. " I'd eat a mile of her shi.t, just to see where it came from" lol

damn boy bet thats tighter than a dixie hatband lol