Thread: ~Man Walks Into A Bar~

~Man Walks Into A Bar~ (by MysticJadeCookie)

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A man walks into a bar and yells "Bartender, give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch!" The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a time, as fast as he can. The bartender says "Wow, I never saw anyonebody drink that fast" The man replies by saying, "Well, you'd drink fast if you had what I have" The bartender says "Oh my god, what do you have??!!" The man says "Fifty cents"

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ShyBF
4-May-13 2:52 pm

wow! lol

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OluwaSeyimi1
4-May-13 2:54 pm

@MysticJadeCookie: hahahaha that's funny.

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Yourfriend57 (1)

(68 / M-F / Louisiana)
4-May-13 3:18 pm

LOL thtas funny

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AlterEgo
4-May-13 3:19 pm

Lmao!!

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