As part of his physical exam, an 85y/o man was asked to give a semen sample by his doc to ascertain his sperm count. The doc said "Heres a jar. Go home and bring the sample back tmorrow". The next day, the man returned with the jar but it was still clean and empty. The doc asked "Whats was the problem?" The old man replied "Well doc, first I tried with my right hand, nothing...then I tried with my left and still nothing. I asked my wife to help and she tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. Then she tried with her mouth...first with her teeth in, then with them out, still nothing! So we then called our neighbor Arlene...and she also tried with both hands, then her armpit, and as a last resort, she evn squeezed it between her knees, still no luck". Shocked, the doc exclaimed "You actually called your neighbor to help?!?!" And the old man replied "Yea, none of us could get that damn jar open!"

@WalkSoftlyhahahahahaha!.....wait a damn minute, what am i laughing for? hehe

Lol

I always have to ask the drugstore not to give me child proof bottles

That's really funny hehehehe

Hilarious stuff rite there very cute

That's great! I actually did call neighbor to help open pill bottles a few weeks ago when i had hand surgery

funny lol! im always asking some1 take lids off jars 4 me.

Lol

Lmao.