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~Nuts~ (by CookieRaider)

 CookieRaider 
12-Apr-13 2:29 pm
A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" and the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts!" and they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" and they all broke into applause and cheers. Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot-dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened. The assistant replied, "well... everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, 'PEANUTS!'"

 

 

 
 
 Sammy2 
12-Apr-13 2:40 pm
:)

 

 

 
 
 Siryo (0)    (39 / M-F / Nigeria)
12-Apr-13 2:46 pm
Loool

 

 

 
 
 Fatemother (-1)   (40 / F-MF / Nigeria)
12-Apr-13 2:57 pm
Lol

 

 

 
 
 Siryo (0)    (39 / M-F / Nigeria)
12-Apr-13 3:17 pm
@sammy2...... Why are you not replying my charts

 

 

 
 
 mrb89 
12-Apr-13 3:22 pm
lmao. cute.

 

 

 
 
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