A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years, he breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying up the woman to the bed he gets on top of her and kisses her on the neck then gets up and goes to the bathroom, while hes in there the husband tells his wife: listen this guys an escaped convict look at his clothes he probably spent lots of time in jail and hasnt seen a woman in years, i saw how he kissed your neck if he wants sex dont resist dont complain do whatever he tells you satisfy him no matter how much he nausestes you, this guy is probably very dangerous if he gets angry he'll kill us, be strong honey i love you. To which the wife replies: he wasnt kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear he told me he was gay, thought you was cute and asked if we had any vaseline, i told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, i love you too

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