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~Hunting Bears~ (by MysticJade)

 MysticJade 
4-Mar-13 7:11 pm
A Pole and a Chezck go bear hunting. When they don't come back their friend go looking for them. They find two tracks leading into the wood and follow them to a clearing. There are two guns on the ground and blood all over and they realize that the bears must have eaten their friends. There is a loud crashing noise and a much roaring and the two bears (a male and a female) rush them. Blasting away with the guns the friends kill the female while the male gets away. They find on cutting open the female the remains of their Polish friend. This can only mean one thing... The Chezck is in the male

 

 

 
 
 stephen316 (Banned)
4-Mar-13 7:21 pm
lol

 

 

 
 
 IndianCreature (Banned)
4-Mar-13 7:27 pm
@MysticJade:

 

 

 
 
 countrygal850 
4-Mar-13 7:44 pm
Another good one jade!

 

 

 
 
 jetblack1982 (Banned)
4-Mar-13 8:31 pm
Yay u make my day with this yay!

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes 
4-Mar-13 9:19 pm
Rofl

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
4-Mar-13 10:58 pm
A Pole and a Chezck go bear hunting. When they don't come back their friend go looking for them. They find two tracks leading into the wood and follow them to a clearing. There are two guns on the ground and blood all over and they realize that the bears must have eaten their friends. There is a loud crashing noise and a much roaring and the two bears (a male and a female) rush them. Blasting away with the guns the friends kill the female while the male gets away. They find on cutting open the female the remains of their Polish friend. This can only mean one thing... The Chezck is in the male
omg, very very witty!LOL

 

 

 
 
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