There was a man sitting in a bar with his hands on his face and shaking his head saying no no i really messed up this time. A concerned patron goes over to the man. And asks the man whats wrong? The man looks up and tells the patron that he got drunk last night and when he got home he cut the car engine off and coast into the driveway, he quitly sneaks in the house and goes to get in the bed and his wife cuts the light on. She tells him that she is sick of him laying around bars like a single man and if he keeps it up he will be single again. After the patron hears that he just smiles and tells the man this is what you do tonight. Pull into you drive way and roar the engine like a mad man, go into th house slammin every door and cut on every light and when you go into the bedroom cut the light on take your cloth off and say hey baby wakey wakey daddy wants to play. And if you do that she will never wake up.

Lol that to cute

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