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~Through All The Bad Times~ (by MysticJade)

 MysticJade 
20-Feb-13 4:50 am
Although her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, his wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he finally came to, he motioned for her to come closer. As she sat on the bed beside him he said, "You know what? You've been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to comfort me. When I went bankrupt and lost my business, you stood by me. When I got shot by a burglar, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you were there to support me. Even though my health started failing, you were still by my side..." "Now that I think about it, it sure looks to me like you bring me bad luck."

 

 

 
 
 rob1965 
20-Feb-13 4:58 am
@MysticJade: you still got it. Lmao

 

 

 
 
 aian 
20-Feb-13 5:06 am
@MysticJade: hahahaha

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
20-Feb-13 6:40 am
Damn lmao.

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
20-Feb-13 8:50 am
Although her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, his wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he finally came to, he motioned for her to come closer. As she sat on the bed beside him he said, "You know what? You've been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to comfort me. When I went bankrupt and lost my business, you stood by me. When I got shot by a burglar, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you were there to support me. Even though my health started failing, you were still by my side..." "Now that I think about it, it sure looks to me like you bring me bad luck."
rofl!

 

 

 
 
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