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~Understand Women~ (by MysticJade)

 MysticJade 
15-Feb-13 1:12 am
There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thaught it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his shirt. *POOF* A genie popped out of his pocket! The very angry looking Genie said, "Alright, I have had enough with this three wish stuff, and 'cuz you stole me away from my HBO Special, I will only give you one wish!" The suprised man said, " OK, I want to live in Hawaii in a huge condo on the beach with three million dollars in the master bedroom, but I am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii." The genie replied with a smirk, " Are you crazy? Do you know how long that will take, with the pillars going down to the bottom of the ocean, all the cement it would take for the highway? No I'm sorry, it just can't happen." The man said with a smile, "Fine then, I want to understand women." The genie said, " Would you like two lanes or four?"

 

 

 
 
 stephen316 (Banned)
15-Feb-13 1:21 am
lmao

 

 

 
 
 angelvr69 (1)    (62 / M-F / North Carolina)
15-Feb-13 2:39 am
gud one, lmao.....ty Mystic i needed that laugh

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes 
15-Feb-13 2:42 am
Lol that was pretty funny

 

 

 
 
 bigred1219 
15-Feb-13 2:45 am
nice. Is this genie voiced by Robin Williams?

 

 



Last edited by bigred1219; 15-Feb-13 2:47 am.
 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
15-Feb-13 2:47 am
Lmao very funny. two lanes or four.

 

 

 
 
 Ajvas 
15-Feb-13 2:56 am
Ha ha

 

 

 
 
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