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~Word Fun~ (by MysticJade)

 MysticJade 
5-Feb-13 2:43 am
Little Johnny's teacher had a new game for the children. She would pick a word and have the children make a sentence out of it. She had to be careful because she knew that Lil' Johnny would try and turn this into something dirty, as he had done so many times before. She chose the word "fascinate". Knowing that Johnny could not possibly mess this one up, she called on him first. Johnny said, "My sister went to the mall and bought a blouse. It had 10 buttons up the front, but her boobs were so big she could only fasten eight." After all the kids had answered one, it was Johnny's turn again. This time the word was "urinate". The teacher was sure this one would stump Johnny. Johnny said, "You're-an-eight, but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten."

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
5-Feb-13 2:54 am
lol!

 

 

 
 
 angeleyes13 
5-Feb-13 2:58 am
Good one:) lol thanks for the laugh(:

 

 

 
 
 MysticJade 
5-Feb-13 2:59 am
@angeleyes13: hehe thats why I post jokes :)

 

 

 
 
 angeleyes13 
5-Feb-13 3:07 am
You all make my day:) It's so refreshing to communicate with people with a sense of humor:) The world can be sooooo serious sometimes...and I think laughter is the best medicine.

 

 

 
 
 MysticJade 
5-Feb-13 3:16 am
@angeleyes13: that is true :)

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
5-Feb-13 4:35 am
Lol girl keep them coming they are great.

 

 

 
 
 Crazybutterfly 
5-Feb-13 6:36 am
lol gotta love johnny jokes

 

 

 
 
 proudmother 
5-Feb-13 6:42 am
lmao always funny ones with u :)

 

 

 
 
 BiggieSprawls 
2-Jun-13 6:32 pm
One time the teacher asked lil Johny to use DEFINITELY in a sentence. He said to her 'well, let me ask you this. Do farts have lumps?' She said ' no johny farts dont have lumps.' Lil Johny replied 'Well in that case, I DEFINITELY sh.it my pants.'

 

 

 
 
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