An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.

So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.

"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

lmao

all r related to sex.. do u like sex so much

wtf are you talking about?

@appu006: excuse me I post jokes which people like. Most are dirty yes but last time I checked theres no underage kids on this site. So why does it matter. You sir have no sense of humor. Your the only one that sees an issues with the jokes I post. If you don't like my post then don't read them. I could care less of what you thought and yes I like sex oh wait I'm pretty sure everyone does it's called being human. I will keep post jokes about whatever I want. Unless Andres says other wise. **** you and have a nice day :)

@MysticJade: Very funny

dear everyone loves sex i too loves sex...bt there r many jokes other then sex also , if just want to be noticed by everyone thats why u r doing so.
ur jokes willnot make anyones penic erect..u will feel so because u dont have any penic he he

who is andres?

@appu006: excuse me?? I have a man I dont care about everyones sex life. Your the only one being rude. Everyone loves my post wanna know why cause it makes them laugh. And fyi I do put serious post but I know people get stressed and need a laugh. And Andres is the one who runs this site. He don't care unless Im posting threats which I aint and I aimt doing any harm. But of course only a dumbazz would think there is something wrong with my post. My jokes having nothing to do with turning people on you dumbazz. Thanks for hating your making me famous :)

How was this related to sex?