Thread: ~Four Kinds Of Sex~

~Four Kinds Of Sex~ (by MysticJade)

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MysticJade
1-Feb-13 1:52 am

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "**** YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer **** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

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JstBeinMe
1-Feb-13 1:53 am

Lol

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witchywoman1981
1-Feb-13 2:00 am

lol

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Briteeyes
1-Feb-13 2:01 am

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cj38355 (4)

(57 / M-F / Tennessee)
1-Feb-13 2:04 am

lol all 4 have happened to me! and btw house sex is not just a newlywed thing ha!

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wbonestx
1-Feb-13 2:20 am

been there!

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MMMorales
1-Feb-13 2:35 am

Ha ha

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brats52005 (52)

(53 / F-M / California)
1-Feb-13 3:00 am

Lol.

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brats52005 (52)

(53 / F-M / California)
1-Feb-13 3:03 am

Quoted Post:

lol all 4 have happened to me! and btw house sex is not just a newlywed thing ha!

Lol thats true.

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Crazybutterfly
1-Feb-13 3:16 am

lmao

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