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Just joking :-P (by Nzsweetie24)
(37 / F-M / New Zealand)Zombie walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. Bartender grins "certainly sir," he says. "I've never seen a stiff drink."
Okay, I got the ball rolling with that terribly rotten(hehe, get it? :-P) joke. Now, its YOUR turn people.
Okay, I got the ball rolling with that terribly rotten(hehe, get it? :-P) joke. Now, its YOUR turn people.
Last edited by Nzsweetie24; 26-Jan-13 9:56 am.
hahaha a baby was born laughing,the doctors try all they cold to stop him but he didnot stop laughing,sudden one of the doctors realise that the baby is holding something in his hand,when the doctors opee it,they saw an abortion pillş
LOL saw that joke on Facebook last night :-P
guy walks into a bar with a giraffe
orders two double shots whiskey
straight up
he shoots his and gives one to the
girafffe
the giraffe slams his and passes out falling from his bar stool to the floor
the guy gets up and starts walking out
when the barman yells
"hey mate you cant leave that lyin there”
so the blokes turns and says
"**** head thats a Giraffe not a lyin”
lol
orders two double shots whiskey
straight up
he shoots his and gives one to the
girafffe
the giraffe slams his and passes out falling from his bar stool to the floor
the guy gets up and starts walking out
when the barman yells
"hey mate you cant leave that lyin there”
so the blokes turns and says
"**** head thats a Giraffe not a lyin”
lol
The general went to a doctor for a physical check ,before he begin the doctor asked him the standard question --- age , height ,weight and then he asked, when last did you have sex , the general replied '1945' , isint
that too long to go without sex the doctor asked, oh I don't think so , according to your clock it is only '21:13'
that too long to go without sex the doctor asked, oh I don't think so , according to your clock it is only '21:13'
Last edited by tiwai016; 26-Jan-13 11:52 am.
What is a cows favourite horror movie ? . The udders :p
Lol!!! Thats as bad as mine. Love it :-P
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