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 tractorjohn 
8-Jan-13 12:26 pm
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: an Impasta

 

 

 
 
 tractorjohn 
8-Jan-13 12:27 pm
Anybody else got a joke or riddle?

 

 

 
 
 braindroppings 
8-Jan-13 12:37 pm
LOL That was funny. I don't have any jokes or riddles at the moment though.

 

 

 
 
 james85 
8-Jan-13 12:47 pm
ok a riddle: give me fuel and i will live, but give me water and i will die what am i?

 

 

 
 
 RiLaR (27)    (46 / F-M / India)
8-Jan-13 12:50 pm
ok a riddle: give me fuel and i will live, but give me water and i will die what am i?
Fire!!

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
8-Jan-13 6:30 pm
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: an Impasta
lmao

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
8-Jan-13 7:02 pm
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: an Impasta
Lol i like this one. How do you waker lady ga ga? You poker face.

 

 

 
 
 james85 
8-Jan-13 10:30 pm
@RiLaR: yep correct!

 

 

 
 
 Sammy2 
9-Jan-13 3:59 am
Lol those are funny;) K this joke is Not meant to be racist in any way-I just think its cute and I love people of all ethnicities who are good people:)lol anyway-How many Spanish speaking (politically correct version) people does it take to change a light bulb?... JUST JUAN:)

 

 

 
 
 JLaDawn 
9-Jan-13 4:02 am
Lol

 

 

 
 
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