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Compliment (by HAZE454)
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.
(53 / F-M / California)Haha! I got one kinda similar.
A kid and his grandfather are walking down the street...
Kid: Grandpa... I think your eyes are going...
Grandfather: Nonsense... See! Look... I can tell that that dog way up the street walking toward us only has one eye...
Kid: Grandpa! That dog is walking away from us... (Dog's *******)
A kid and his grandfather are walking down the street...
Kid: Grandpa... I think your eyes are going...
Grandfather: Nonsense... See! Look... I can tell that that dog way up the street walking toward us only has one eye...
Kid: Grandpa! That dog is walking away from us... (Dog's *******)
Help me decipher these asteriks please!!
The Grandfather's eyesight was bad and thought the dog walking toward them had one eye... It was walking away from them... He saw the dog's bumhole haha...
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