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Redneck Computer Terms (by April666)
Hard drive - Trying to climba steep,muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard - Placeto hang your truck keys.
Window - Placein the truck to hang your guns.
Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna modem dandelions"
ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke
Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed by the word "me" or "this"
Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wifeand/orgirlfriend.
Tab - What you owe the bartender
Shift - Howyou get to a different gear.
RAM - Great truck
Edit - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " You edit afore you passed out las nite.
Internet - Where her fish were when she caught em ( In er net).
Keyboard - Placeto hang your truck keys.
Window - Placein the truck to hang your guns.
Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna modem dandelions"
ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke
Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed by the word "me" or "this"
Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wifeand/orgirlfriend.
Tab - What you owe the bartender
Shift - Howyou get to a different gear.
RAM - Great truck
Edit - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " You edit afore you passed out las nite.
Internet - Where her fish were when she caught em ( In er net).
I'll be a porcupine's -bleep-. I like that thur joke. Reminds me of what me pappy talked like. Lmao
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