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 MissNicole2 
4-Nov-12 7:46 pm
Here are two pick up lines that have answers. :) name off some more cheesy pick up likes with funny answers: Q: What is your sign? A: Trespassers will be shot. Q: How do you like your eggs in the morning? A: Unfertalized.

 

 

 
 
 cookie123 (5)   (57 / M-F / Scotland)
4-Nov-12 7:55 pm
Stay of my land and dont fcuk my chickens... lol like a woman with a challenge.

 

 

 
 
 MissNicole2 
4-Nov-12 8:00 pm
I see everything as a challenge. Keeps life from being dull. Life wasn't meant to be easy.

 

 

 
 
 PaulG7719 
4-Nov-12 8:01 pm
Q: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
A: no, did it hurt when your mom dropped you on your head?

 

 

 
 
 MissNicole2 
4-Nov-12 8:02 pm
Good one :)

 

 

 
 
 PaulG7719 
4-Nov-12 8:11 pm
@MissNicole2: Q: are you a thief? cause you stole my heart.
A: are you a virus? cause you make me sick.

 

 

 
 
 MissNicole2 
4-Nov-12 8:14 pm
lol. That would be awful to hear that from some one. But funny to everyone else.

 

 

 
 
 PaulG7719 
4-Nov-12 8:19 pm
@MissNicole2: lmbo. yeah ive got jokes.
Q: if i could change the alphabet id put u and i together.
A: if i could change the alphabet id put f and u together.

 

 

 
 
 PaulG7719 
4-Nov-12 8:25 pm
Q: whats a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?
A: well i was waiting for a cute guy to hit on me but you had to screw that all up.

im having way too much fun in this thread!

 

 

 
 
 MissNicole2 
4-Nov-12 8:29 pm
I'm enjoying it :) so keep going.

 

 

 
 
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