One day a bull sees a turkey staring up at a tall tree. The bull asks, "What are you thinking?" The turkey replies, "I am thinking of how I wish to get to the top of the tree, but I am not strong enough." The bull thinks for a moment and tells the turkey, "Well when the farmer wants his crops to grow strong, he uses my crap to do the trick. Maybe if you ate some, it would help you." So, the turkey thinks it over and decides to try it. Later he flaps his wings and is able to get to the first branch of the tree. Happy with this he eats more of the bull's crap until he finally makes it to the top of the tree. Then one day the farmer sees this fat turkey in the tree and shoots him down. Moral of the story: Bull sh*t may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

thts funny imao

That funny and true LMAO

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Lol nice

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That's great!

lmao thats awesome.

Thank you. Haha. :) had to share it.

@MissNicole2: well its true most just talk **** till you ask them to show you what they can do. :)