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Walks into a bar... Seeing-eye dog (by C00kieM0nstah)

 C00kieM0nstah 
22-Oct-12 3:27 pm
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the center of the bar, takes the dog by the chain, and starts swinging him above his head.

Everyone stops and stares. Upset about the way the animal is being treated, a patron runs up to the blind man and demands, "What the hell are you doing?"

The blind man turns toward the patron and says, "Oh, nothing, just looking around."

 

 

 
 
 armyman05 
22-Oct-12 3:29 pm
hey buddy how u feeling

 

 

 
 
 C00kieM0nstah 
22-Oct-12 3:33 pm
Alright, my cousin (biscuit) Casper that's his real name went to his grave for 3hours and didn't come back yet.

 

 

 
 
 armyman05 
22-Oct-12 3:37 pm
wow i know right

 

 

 
 
 C00kieM0nstah 
22-Oct-12 3:38 pm
Hows it going? Too many names forget who's who lol

 

 

 
 
 armyman05 
22-Oct-12 3:41 pm
im doing ok cant complain

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
23-Oct-12 7:07 am
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the center of the bar, takes the dog by the chain, and starts swinging him above his head.

Everyone stops and stares. Upset about the way the animal is being treated, a patron runs up to the blind man and demands, "What the hell are you doing?"

The blind man turns toward the patron and says, "Oh, nothing, just looking around."
ROFL at the joke but poor dog

 

 

 
 
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