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Akpos pray for d family (by fbhigh1)

 fbhigh1 (4)    (38 / M-F / United Arab Emirates)
13-Oct-12 12:00 pm
Old joke, but still very funny as always...
Last night at dinner, little Akpos was asked to
lead in prayer.
Akpos: But I don't know how to pray dad?
Dad: Just pray for your family members.
Akpos: "Dear Lord," he started, thank u for giving me such lovely and caring parents. Thanks for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies, indomie, ice cream. Bless them so that they will never
come tommorow. Forgive our neighbor's son who removed my sister's clothes & all her panties
and wrestled with her on her bed. This
coming Xmas, pls send clothes to all those naked ladies on my daddy's Laptop and provide shelter for the homeless Men who always use mom's room when daddy is at
work. AMEN!

Anyway, Akpos is still unconscious on his sick bed in General Hospital... while his dad and mom are still under police
investigation for attempted murder on each other.
Say ur Best wishes to Akpos

 

 

 
 
 eddie6969 
13-Oct-12 12:45 pm
Lol funny but were tha hell dose tha unconouse and hospital come inta play??? I didnt get it

 

 

 
 
 Maua 
13-Oct-12 4:09 pm
Wao thats so funny..

 

 

 
 
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