Thread: The Fortune Teller

The Fortune Teller (by tractorjohn)

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tractorjohn
6-Oct-12 4:12 pm

A married woman goes to see a Fortune Teller asking to know if her husband is cheating. The Fortune Teller looks into her crystal ball & says I see that your husband will die a horrible death. And then asks Do you want to know how he dies? The married woman says Forget about how he dies, just tell me if the Jury finds me guilty or not...

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ThatNerdyChick (32)

(30 / F-MF / Virginia)
6-Oct-12 4:14 pm

Haha! That's awesome :)

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brats52005 (52)

(54 / F-M / California)
6-Oct-12 5:09 pm

Lol.

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JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(47 / F-M / Florida)
6-Oct-12 5:10 pm

rofl!

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Epril
6-Oct-12 5:11 pm

funny

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eddie6969
6-Oct-12 5:29 pm

Lol thats awsome

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Swordsman
6-Oct-12 6:20 pm

Lmao.

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