okay....i still got a min...bring on the big gun. whatcha got?

An elderly woman's husband died. She really missed having a man around but didn't want to go through all the bull**** to find one. So she just ran an ad in the paper. It read `Wanted. One Good Man. One that will never leave me. One that will never beat me. One who is extremely good in bed.` Then she gave her address. A few days later she heard the to doorbell go ding,ding,ding,ding. She opened the door and there was a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms and no legs. `can I help you` she said. He happily said he was here about her add. She was pretty taken back and asked if he was serious. He replied that he was a perfect fit. `i have no arms, I could never beat you. I have no legs. I could never leave you!` Well she asked `what about the good in bed part?`. Lady he said `How the hell do you think I rang the doorbell?` :) beat that one

okay damn that WAS good!!! will git back atcha in a min...

a man with no arms or legs was laying on a beach when a pretty woman jogged by and saw him and asked if he had ever been hugged, he said no so she hugged him then a beautiful woman jogged by stopped asked if he had been kissed, he said no and got a wonderful kiss. then a drop-dead gorgeous woman jogged up and asked if he had ever been screwed....he beamed real big and said no, she said your abt to be, the tides coming in!

@JLaDawn: I see you have crazy joke skills. :)

I'm out of ammo here. Have to start another thread before you play smack down on me.

Oh well. One more. How about getting a 1 arm guy out of a tree?

Wave at him

why did the one-armed man cross the road?