I dont have kids yet but i was watching my newphews and the 9 year old was on the street riding his bike. Trint was 3 at the time this is the conversation. Trint: nanny can i go ride my bike on the street with bubba. Me: no trint ur to little. Trint: but nanny ill give u a dollar. Me: trint i dont want ur money. Trint: BUT ITS A WHOLE DOLLAR...... I roled laughing it was great

hahaha! kids are really great x)

My friend was telling her daughter 2 clean her room. She said "i can't mommy, my skelaton won't listen 2 me."

my friend was hanging his 4 year old niece upside down and she yelled at him "stop your gonna give me heartburn!" Lmao

I was just out @ a friends house n they were all being loud n jumping around so the 3 moms @ the same time yelled 4 them 2 calm down. My son comes up 2 us no says "its ok we were just playing"

At my younger sons christening, you do all the singing and stuff. Well after we finished a song my 4 year old son shouted out jumping around with excitement "again again again" everyone burst into laughter. Lol

lol my kids say and do the funniest things like this morning my oldest son he is almost 4 he got magnets off the fridge saying `` look mom there bug magnets im going to catch them im the bug magnet catcher look at me`` it was so funny and cute

Lol i've been making my son earn change by brushing my hair or cleaning his room. The other day he comes up 2 me w his change jar n ask 4 $. I ask what have u done 2 earn $. He says 'all the stuff i do around here i earn my $."

a few years ago i was at my aunts helping teach my autistic cousin to type, he got very frustrated at me because i was having him find the same three letters on the keyboard, he just looked at me, pointed in my face and yelled "constipation!" (he was scripting from the disney tarzan movie where the elephant tells the rosie monkey she has emotional constipation) my aunt and i busted out laughing! we couldn't stop for ten mins...

My son tells me all the time i need 2 go 2 the baby store n get him a boy n girl. "N its a real baby i want mommy." i wish so bad i could give him a sibling, but....