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(Joke) Vaseline (by Lola381)
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.He says " I'm doing research for Vaseline.Have you ever used the product? "She says, " Yes.My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you dont mind me asking,what do you use it for?" " We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken back." Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle or to help with a gate hinge.But,in fact,I know that most people use it for sex.I admire you for your honesty.Since you've been frank so far,can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The woman says, "I dont mind telling you at all.....My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.LMAO
(33 / M-F / California)Wow iam Lmao this early in the morning......definatly a good one!
Wow iam Lmao this early in the morning......definitly a good one!
Lol....@Heikeva Goodmorning to you...My day is almost gone Its 6:15pm here.
I dont care who ya are thats funny right there. Lol
Last edited by Swordsman; 20-Aug-12 12:20 am.
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