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Pick up lines (by akdood)
(37 / F-M / Philippines)One oh the filipino pick up line... boy: are you a false teeth?? girl: why??? boy: because...... i cant smile without you Hahahahah
@sammay: like your fish one, makes me wanna try it
Do you wash your clothes in windex? Because i can see myself in your pants.
Im tall.. and you are short, and the reason why you gonna love me, is because everytime i hug you... your ear can hear my heartbeat.
I seriously had a guy come up to me at a bar and say *Nice shoes, wanna f**k... I laughed soooo hard, but had to give him credit for being ballsy lol
I asked these woman, if she wanna blow my money? So i showed her the $100 dollar bill tattoo on my _ _ _ _ ! Lol
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